i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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