when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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