This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I love having hate sex.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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