Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
