They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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