Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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