The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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