all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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