after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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