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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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