i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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