There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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