I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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