He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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