Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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