I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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