so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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