Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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