she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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