I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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