Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

wow.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

yeah, it was that bad.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?

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(303): View more from Colorado

Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.

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(818): View more from California

Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong

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(602): View more from Arizona

He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow

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(407): View more from Florida

I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.

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