This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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