I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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