Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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