talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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