It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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