i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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