Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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