Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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