It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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