on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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