well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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