i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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