I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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