what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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