It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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