would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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