Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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