u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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