i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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