Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
i now understand why vodka
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
