Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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