We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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