She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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