p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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