this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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