better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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