Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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