i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
