Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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