She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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