He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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